On holiday when people ask what your job is, what is your answer?
When I first qualified in 2000 my first holiday I told people what I did for a living and spent the whole of the holiday either giving advice, listening to how well they taught their son/daughter. The next holiday I said, 'Public Hangman'.  I've had the job ever since. As my wife does the office, is typing this we spend enough time talking about my work so holiday are holidays from work.
Where is this going?
A black friend a retired  GP, stays in 5* hotels and tells people in terrible English he sells ladies knicker on Ashton Market.
A big black high up copper, also 5* does a great street speak 'init' says he's a road sweeper, but suspects other guess think he may be a drug dealer so leave him alone.
A paramedic is an odd job man, his wife has to change any fuses.
A pediatric intensive care nurse works night cleaning out dustbin wagons.
Anyone got any better jobs?